The Uniform / Box Logo Standard

$20.00

You found us. Now you look like us.

This isn't just a beanie; it's a signal. Wear the network on your forehead so the rest of them know you’re awake. Designed for late nights, deep transmission, and total loyalty.

Once you put it on, you’ll never have a reason to take it off.

The Specs:

  • Fit: Tight enough to keep your thoughts inside.

  • Material: Hypoallergenic (because we only want to get under your skin metaphorically).

  • Embroidery: Permanent. Like us.

WARNING / CARE

DO NOT BLEACH.

DO NOT SURRENDER.

WASH COLD WITH LIKE COLORS OR THE TEARS OF YOUR ENEMIES.

DRY FLAT.

STAY LOW.

DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION.

Color:

You found us. Now you look like us.

This isn't just a beanie; it's a signal. Wear the network on your forehead so the rest of them know you’re awake. Designed for late nights, deep transmission, and total loyalty.

Once you put it on, you’ll never have a reason to take it off.

The Specs:

  • Fit: Tight enough to keep your thoughts inside.

  • Material: Hypoallergenic (because we only want to get under your skin metaphorically).

  • Embroidery: Permanent. Like us.

WARNING / CARE

DO NOT BLEACH.

DO NOT SURRENDER.

WASH COLD WITH LIKE COLORS OR THE TEARS OF YOUR ENEMIES.

DRY FLAT.

STAY LOW.

DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION.